I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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