She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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