Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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