Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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