I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
