So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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