i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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