what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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