Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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