gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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