She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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