Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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