he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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