Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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