Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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