Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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