Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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