do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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