ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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