He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I am mentally ready for anal.
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