You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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