Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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