why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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