She's JV to your varsity
North Korea, Best Korea!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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