Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
