the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
NoShamevember. You game?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
