I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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