you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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