Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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