Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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