have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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