At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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