my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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