garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
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go home
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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