I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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