yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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