what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
barbara walters just said penis...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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