I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
