those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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