he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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