So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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