She announced her abortion via fbk
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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