Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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