sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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