Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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