scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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