No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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