I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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