I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
