Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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