This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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