The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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