You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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