Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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