No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
